As I fast approach the age of 50 (how in the hell did that happen!) I am no longer myself. I am a weird, hormonal , and totally exhausted version of myself. I have aches and pains. I am a total bitch most of the time, and when I am not (like at work) it is so exhausting. My once tiny waistline is disappearing. I am going grey. I don’t sleep. My mind wanders with a gazillion thoughts. Random thoughts – they are so Endless. From thoughts so important and grand – to total bullshit thoughts like “Why did I buy vanilla pudding – I don’t eat pudding” . Anyhow , have no doubts about it – these thoughts consume me for many hours. Anyhow – this blog will prove the Randomness of my thoughts. Whether they are great, wonderful thoughts that could no doubt change mankind – or just batshit crazy thoughts – I like to blame them all (actually just the crazy ones) on Menopause. Yeah Menopause.